The most hilarious cross stitches

The most hilarious cross stitches

When you think of cross-stitching you usually think about the ones that you saw in your grandparents’ house. You remember the cute ones that said things like, “God bless this house,” and “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” They were usually framed and looked beautiful. They also would have taken someone quite a lot of time to make. Cross-stitching has fallen out of fashion as time has gone on. There aren’t as many people who do it as a hobby, even though it’s quite relaxing. However, there are always some people who will continue to do it, and of those people, there’s always a few of them who have a fantastic sense of humor.


While most often cross-stitches are something that you hang on your wall, you can also make different things out of them – such as key chains. These four key chains sum up life pretty perfectly. They answer just about every question.

When someone thinks you’re the bee’s knees

Well, maybe not quite the bee’s knees. This cross-stitch made us snort with laughter and think about whom we would give it to as a gift. We all have that one friend who would laugh, appreciate it, and admit that it’s true about him or herself.

The party gift

Everyone knows that you have to bring something to a party. You can’t just show up. This is the perfect cross-stitch for when you’re not sure what to bring other than complete honesty.

For when things get serious

Sometimes it’s always handy to have a little gift for when the going gets hard. This cross-stitch perfectly sums up the sentiment, while also looking remarkably beautiful.

The booty call

There’s no better booty call than one given in a cross-stitch. It’s colorful, fun, and lets you take charge of the situation. You don’t even have to say anything, just point to the cross-stitch.

Get a life

A friendly reminder that there’s so much more to life than making sure that your house is spotless. Go on and get out there, or better yet, sit down and binge watch some TV on Netflix.

For your enemy

Sometimes it’s just so hard to get your enemy a gift. It needs to be personal but still convey the right message. This cross-stitch has got you covered on both fronts.

Cross-stitching isn’t just for older white women anymore. It’s for anyone with patience and a wicked sense of humor.

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